A Formal Apology

Hello everyone -flexes cutely- I have returned from my journey with a new flex on life.
It seems my words and actions have set those on edge, and for that I sincerely apologize for my behavior.
During my morning jog (what some would call a journey, as it was over 1000 miles) I have found that my muscles and I are in perfect synch, and I can now control every aspect of my being.
This is probably not the correct place to post this, and should probably be a reply to the original thread -assumes the archer pose- but I want everyone to know that my words and actions will not go unnoticed by myself. From now on my body will only be used to fight the evil denizens of Tiberia, but only with my fists because equipping weapons would deactivate my unarmed bonus.
We can worth together like muscles, and as we all know, muscles only pull, and cannot push others away.

I mean muscles very famously can push others away. this is a thing muscles are known for doing

The fibers that make up a muscle can only contact -contacts- and therefor cannot push while inside your body. It's how you use these pulls and contractions that determine the influence on what we bodymen call "the world around us." I choose to believe we can be pulled together. like muscles. that only pull. and dont have the capacity to push on their own. along with your ligaments and tendons. which you need to be careful not to tear during routine bodywork (or workouts for the weak of muscle). However tearing the muscle itself and regrowing stronger is essentially how we build stronger muscle. by pushing ourselves. like how muscles can only push. and not pull.

can we be friends