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Post by KonanFury_89 Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:08 pm

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I HEREBY DECREE
IF YOU DECLARE WAR UPON ME, GIVE ME NEGATIVE INFAMY, AND DEMEAN MY PROWESS AND STANDING, YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE BARBARIAN CASTE

LAW 1: YOU DO NOT CHALLENGE ME
LAW 2: YOU DO NOT DOWN VOTE MY POSTS
LAW 3: YOU DO NOT CALL ME A FURRY
LAW 4: YOU DO NOT CALL ME A NEWB
LAW 5: YOU DO NOT DO DRUGS IN MY PRESENCE

SEVERAL OF YOU ARE ON THIN ICE:
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  • XXGUNMANSMOKEZZXX THE MARIJUANIST
  • DARKXRIPPLE THE TRICKSTER FURRY
  • SEAGULL (I HATE READING YOUR PUNY TEXT)


ALREADY, THERE IS ONE AMONG YOU WHO HAS DARED STEP FURTHER.
YOU COME TO ME, THREATEN ME FOR USING POST COLORS AS I SO DEEM FIT.

THE SHE-HEATHEN, WIND "GODDESS" ARIA.

THE TIME OF YOUR REALM IS COMING TO AN END. YOUR PATHETIC CODEX WILL BURN TO CINDERS BEFORE YOUR EYES.

I AM A TOP PARSE RAIDER.
BUT I AM ALSO A PVPER.
I AM MAX LEVEL, YOUR REALM IS FUCKED.

APOLOGIZE PUBLICLY AND ACKNOWLEDGE MY SUPERIORITY, AND I WILL CONSIDER SPARING YOU.
TICK. TOCK.

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Post by WindGoddessAria Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:20 pm

How fascinating. Your predilection toward the flesh and its comforts belies a weakness. That is the fact that it is weak. It is easy to pierce your heart. It is easy to deprive your lungs. It is easy to slice your limbs off one by one, letting nature take its course...

That is the nature of it, of course. Nature is cruel. Your pitiful resistance against a force far greater than you will be your last and greatest regret.

Do not cry and gnash your teeth when you find yourself forever adorned to a tree, as a warning to any who dare cross me in the way you have. Sickening creature.

ADDED TO THE CODEX:
-your heart
-your lungs
-your limbs
-Your inevitable defeat.

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Post by KonanFury_89 Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:30 pm

NATURE IS WEAK. CONQUERED BY THE MIGHT AND INGENUITY OF MAN. THE FORESTS, THE SMALL CREATURES, AND THE OZONE LAYER ONLY SURVIVE BY THE GENEROSITY OF MAN, WHEN WE HAVE DEEMED THEIR PRESENCE ACCEPTABLE. THE WORLD GROWS HOTTER AND BURNS UNDER THE STRAIN OF OUR MERE EXISTENCE.

BY MERE EXISTENCE, NATURE DIES WHEREVER WE ARRIVE.
I FEAR NO GOD, FOR WE HAVE CONQUERED GREATER.

YOUR TIME HAS COME TO AN END.
FOR EVERY TREE, AN AXE. FOR EVERY FLOWER, A BOOT.

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Post by dark-x-ripple Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:58 pm

holy shit, it's a forum about a video game. maybe go look into some anger management courses. also isn't this whole thread breaking rules 3 and 6? and what the fuck did seagull do wrong? out of line, dude

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Post by seagull Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:14 pm

would the little boy /
prefer childishly large text? /
like his story books?

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Post by xXGunmanzzSmokeXx Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:43 pm

wtf u yapping abt bro lmao

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Post by The Compendium Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:20 pm

Silence: Neutral

bounce Basketball Laughing

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Post by Barry Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:48 am

KonanFury_89 wrote:
I AM A TOP PARSE RAIDER.

that was cleave and there were a lot of adds. on boss you barely outdid the Druid
also you stood in fire lol

you're welcome for the carry btw
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Post by punklyfe Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:25 am

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hi konanfury i hope you like your edit! KEeqi

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Post by Arsene Greymist Sun Apr 21, 2024 3:20 am

I declare war upon you.

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Post by KonanFury_89 Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:00 am

YOU ARE ALL MY ENEMIES NOW
EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU HAS CROSSED THE LINE, I WILL RUIN ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR IRONIC HUMOR AND CRUELTY TO ME, THE ONE WHO MADE THIS FORUM WHAT IT IS.

THE ONLY ONE SPARED MY IRE IS punklyfe, thank you for the edit of my avatar I'm very flattered you would do something so kind in the midst of THE REST OF THESE FOOLS DECLARING WAR.

WIND "GODDESS" ARIA'S DEFENSES MAY HAVE REPELLED ME, BUT THE REST OF YOU ARE NOT SO SAFE.

ADDED TO THE LIST:
  • COMPENDIUM THE CONFUSING
  • DAVE BARRY O THE LYING LIAR WHO I OUT DPSED
  • ARSE GRAYMIST THE INDIGNANT

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Post by Arsene Greymist Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:06 am

Your misguided belief that I am motivated by "ironic humor" rather than genuine hatred will be your downfall.

Meet me in Fort Hawkhead.

No potions.

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Post by KonanFury_89 Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:08 am

Arsene Greymist wrote:Your misguided belief that I am motivated by "ironic humor" rather than genuine hatred will be your downfall.

Meet me in Fort Hawkhead.

No potions.

THE BATTLE PACT IS SEALED.
PREPARE TO MEET MY AXE.

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Post by Arsene Greymist Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:30 am

The axe has been vanquished and its laws are overthrown.

The axe should learn to dodge.

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Post by Barry Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:31 am

let me guess he tried facetanking with bearheart
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Post by KonanFury_89 Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:33 am


FUCKING FURRIES

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Post by dark-x-ripple Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:35 am

KonanFury_89 wrote:
FUCKING FURRIES

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^ Arsene killing your ass

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Post by KonanFury_89 Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:58 am

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I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY

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Post by Arsene Greymist Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:01 am

KonanFury_89 wrote:THE LAWS OF THE AXE Screen10
I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY

I've collapsed tougher folding tables than you.

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Post by Barry Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:02 am

KonanFury_89 wrote:THE LAWS OF THE AXE Screen10
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oh now you learn to use Berserker Rage
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KonanFury_89 wrote:
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Post by xXGunmanzzSmokeXx Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:44 am

lmao wtf is going on here

konan bro cmere u got some big anger issues n i kno how to fix them

(weed is how u fix them btw)

i think ur so scared of weed bc u kno itll fix u and ur scared of being normal and not the special GAMR RAGE guy lol

if ur really so set on being 'in war' with me come at me in-game bro my lv 999 Gunslinger will set u straight

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Post by dark-x-ripple Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:45 am

Barry wrote:
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Post by emberwing Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:48 am

are people normally this mean to each other in this game

i think i'm good at being mean to people i just wasn't sure what to expect

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Post by Thane Stumbleshrew Mon Apr 22, 2024 2:08 am

Eep! Um. Um! I just saw this thread and-- Konan, you are a Skilled Gamer and fellow Nerd, but I think you m-maybe need to... calm down? Crying or Very sad

I enjoy that you are very passionate about this game! And you are also one of the few people willing to run the Halls of Torture with me! But it is the Earth Gnome way to greatly value harmony and peace...

Perhaps I could teach you more about that and you can be inspired by the Earth Gnome way of life like I have been? Very Happy

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Post by Arsene Greymist Mon Apr 22, 2024 2:11 am

Thane Stumbleshrew wrote:Eep! Um. Um! I just saw this thread and-- Konan, you are a Skilled Gamer and fellow Nerd, but I think you m-maybe need to... calm down? Crying or Very sad

I enjoy that you are very passionate about this game! And you are also one of the few people willing to run the Halls of Torture with me! But it is the Earth Gnome way to greatly value harmony and peace...

Perhaps I could teach you more about that and you can be inspired by the Earth Gnome way of life like I have been? Very Happy

I don't think you're gonna fix him the same way you fixed me back in the day.

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Post by Barry Mon Apr 22, 2024 2:19 am

he can only fix himself

by turning on Bearheart Stance irl and facetanking oncoming traffic



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